PROF RAMASASTRY

there are some people one will always remember for their queer traits...........proff ramasastry is just one of those people ....one cant forget in a hurry............my marketing proff...........who taught me how to go thru b school without kotler...........lolz.........for us SIMSITEs he is "GOD".........and not simply for the fact that he guest lectures at keloggs..........but because he put the fear of the allmighty in us if we dont give timely submissions..........and literally rips us apart with his schimitar of a tongue.
when we were freshers we ......especially females were told that ladies were his pet hate..........must to our astonishment..........i was in an all female group ......and won appreciation from him for our presentations..............
i just love the way he can rip out apart smiling and sarcastically turning the tables on you........no gyan baaji in his class.......if you know your facts.....substantiated with authentic data n numbers....he'll love you.......or simply brush you off like a irritating fly...........many flies amongst us.....lolz..........and sometimes i too was relegated to that position..................

a challenge to please him......and his creativity at humour..(ofcourse at our expense)........would give sidhu a run for his money.......
here are a few samples...........

par sach baat kahoon.....rama ki class lagane pe hi rama ka flavour samajh mein aata hai......

SEXY RAMA DIALOGUES………………….



" how will choose a wife among many girls ? will u test all of them will u compare all? how can u compare different girls having different qualities , so how can u compare whirlpool with godrej"



"Arre baba you want to marry Aishwary Rai...tell me frankly u want to or not? But are you able to satisfy all her needs...have you thought whats going to happen to you after that....?!!!"

"this joint venture is like two gay fellows trying to make babies"!!
he cud totally give siddhu a run for his money!!


If a lady is pregnent, how long can she hold...
she has to deliver, she cant hold more than 9 months...

so what are u waiting for ...come and give ur presentation... ;)



look at this girl she does not know what she is talking....she is just talking like a parrot...



ur value proposition statement should neither be a bikini nor a skirt,it should be a saree.

"This BOY is presenting the perfect example of INTELLECTUAL ORGASM" when I "tried" to point out his contradicting statements.
He is a great guy. Perfet Intellect ;)

" when rambha menka and urvashi will dance infront of u and all naked , will u close ur eyes and if yes then u r not a boy.


when maneka is dancing in front of u.. will u open ur eyes or not
ANOTHER one..
this boy has got no brains.. a perfect yerwada case..

would u like a Virgin brand whch haaas no unnecessary line extensions or would u like a brand whch is not a virgin.....


these students r like "little hanumans"! they have tremendous potential but r themselves not aware of it!

look at this buoy..hes talkin like a hindi filim hero..just beatin around the bush nt cmin to the puoint..

Look at this boy...He is talking like a donkey without tail.

Never knew tail-less donkey talked differently, or Donkey's talk for that matter.

Truly a genius..


how can a goat pull a cart carryin 100 elephants...similarly how can fastrack pull titan out of the hole its into..


This booaauuuy is traaying to be a man and a woman at the same time ... is it possible


a girl having a gud geography always had a bad history.........


if u marry a fatty lady, and have 4-5 fatty kids, which car will u buy.... u will need a tata safari!


well yesterday was the last class of Brand Mgmt of Rama's for us.....
The last dialogue i ll remember on the last day....
Some guy in our class was telling Rama his own view point...to tis he replied...."I THINK WE ARE LOOKING AT THE SAME LADY...I M LOOKING FROM THE FRONT AND UR LOOKING FROM THE BACK"....